Crazy gringo

´´Shit, they are close! I have to find a place to hide!´´

I panicked I was just an 18-year-old guy looking for a better life here in the States but here they call me just another illegal immigrant. I am now on the run for the immigration service they almost got me a few times and now they were really close, the immigration service has deposited the entire area there is no way I can escape!  

´´Just keep searching men that kid has to be here somewhere!´´

I heard the men of the immigration service coming closer. I ran until I saw a ranch and ran to the door. I opened it carefully trying not to make any noise I crept through the house. Until I heard a strange loud sound, slowly I walked into the living room seeing where that sound came from and saw this burly white man sleeping in his chair.

´´Damn, what does this white dude make a noise!´´ I thought. Seeing the big American flag behind him and stuff with the slogan ´make America great again´ ´´I think he wouldn´t like to have me in his house if he was awake´´.

´´Let´s check this house guys maybe he is hiding inside!´´ 

´´Shit, they already caught up to me! No time to waste!´´I lay down on the floor and closed my eyes I felt my astral form getting released from my body I know flew above my own body.  I flew to the white man and put my hands into his chubby body and pulled his astral form out. Luckily for me, his astral form is weightless. I pulled him to my body and pushed him inside as he slowly disappeared into my body. And began snoring again.

Is somebody here?!

I have to hurry I went to the empty white man’s body and sank into it I opened my eyes looking at my meaty hands. ´´You sure like your beer didn’t you´´, I said with a laugh while slapping my belly trying to stand up. ´´Woah I´m not used to this weight hahaha, this is great!´´

´´Don’t move! We are from the immigration service and we looking for…´´

´´This fellow, don’t worry men I already did your work for you. I knocked him out when he was trying to rob me´´. I looked at my own body which was still snoring during the whole conversation.

´´Thank you, sir, wished more people were as brave and helpful as you are´´. The leader of the team said as he shacked my hand.

The white guy finally woke up already in handcuffs. ´´What are you doing to me why are you in my house!´´ He then looked at me or rather himself. ´´Why do you look like me?! That’s my head, those are my clothes, that’s… my body!´´

I laughed at him while rubbing with my new beard. ´´Looks like that Latino went crazy,´´ I said to the agents.

´Hahaha, he sure is going mad, but don’t worry he will no longer bother you, sir.´

‘‘Just another crazy gringo, boys just sent him where he belongs’‘

´´You can’t to this I’m a white man, I am an American citizen you hear me!´´    The white guy in my body went on a rampage when the Immigration service took him outside.

You sure were a white American man, but now that’s all mine! I said to myself in my head

I saw the Immigration service put him in the car and driving away in the direction of the border.

Now that problem is solved, let’s get a beer! God bless America!